There’s an Evil Alpha on the loose, and he hasn’t heard from his bestie, Stiles, in HOURS! But, then of course, Allison shows up with her blinky doe eyes, and her “MY HERO!” flirtations. After all, this Teen Wolf has bigger fish to fry. Scott doesn’t seem quite as excited as his teammates by the victory. (Either that, or THIS guy has some strange disease that forces him to spout out random words, over and over again, ad nauseam, until someone beats the sh*t out of him, for being so annoying. And now, thanks to the “excellent leadership” of Co-Captains, Douchey Mc Doucheybag and Scott the Crying Wolf, the team has advanced all the way to the State competition! Of course, Beacon Hills won (Don’t they always?). With all the drama of the Big Alpha Reveal, I almost completely forgot that “Wolf’s Bane” ended with a lacrosse game! Thank you, writers for not forcing me to actually watch it reminding me. Oh no, Scott! Your recently washed body is now rolling around on the dirty boy’s locker room floor! I guess it’s time for yet another shower, huh? 😉
Scott McCall – The CLEANEST WEREWOLF EVER!
(Once again, special thanks to my good pal, Andre, for the fabulous screencaps you see here.) So, pour your dad an extra tumblr of whiskey, ship your mom off on her date with the Friendly Neighborhood Serial Killer, and lock that guy (or girl) you’ve been crushing on in the basement, so he (or she) can’t escape, because it’s time for another Teen Wolf recap. Though “Co-Captain” was a bit disjointed for my taste (and I really could have done without all the hippy folk music that played in the background, everytime Scott and Allison reunited), it absolutely held my interest, answered a lot of lingering questions I had about the series, and ended on a MAJOR cliffhanger that left me “hungry” for more. anti-climactic.įortunately, I had nothing to worry about. I worried that with the Big Mystery out of the way, the final three episodes of Teen Wolf would end up being a bit. And now that Episode 10 is here, that question has already been answered. After all, we spent Episode 1 through 9 speculating as to the Alpha’s identity. To be perfectly honest, I was a little skeptical coming into this episode.
and running half-naked through the woods, like it’s their job? stroking their man-meat, after a long hot shower. Welcome back, Werebangers! Can you believe there are only two more episodes left in this season? Two more hours of hot boys doing chin-ups and bench presses. Uncle Alpha: “Feel free to take another shower, though. Uncle Alpha: “Come on, Scotty Boy! We’ve got family business to attend to: places to see, people to kill, woodlands to frolic through!”
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